

Guards! Guards!
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Terry Pratchett
Here there be dragons...and the denizens of Ankh-Morpork wish one huge firebreather would return from whence it came. Long believed extinct, a superb specimen of draco nobilis ("noble dragon" for those who don't understand italics) has appeared in Discworld's greatest city. Not only does this unwelcome visitor have a nasty habit of charbroiling everything in its path, in rather short order it is crowned King (it is a noble dragon, after all...).
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Author
Terry Pratchett
Pages
384
Publisher
HarperCollins
Published Date
2001-07-31
ISBN
0061020648 9780061020643
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Katie
"Ah gods.<br/><br/>Terry Pratchett fills me with unending guilt because he is my husband's absolute favorite author. I mean, he worships at the altar of Terry. And I give him plenty of book recommendations that he dutifully reads, and I try to read his recommendations.<br/><br/>And I just don't like Sir Pratchett's books. I mean, I loved Equal Rites. I was okay with Wee Free Men -- it was fun, but not really my thing. This one just did not hit any of my buttons. <br/><br/>I do not like Carrot. He is distracting and frustrating to read, and I don't find him amusing. I find him stupidly literal and it's annoying rather than funny.<br/><br/>I'm so-so on Vimes. I mean, he's okay, and he starts showing some personality once he caves and gets a little dragon, but up til then, he's kind of a mopey figure.<br/><br/>I like Lady Ramkin, but even she doesn't really hit a sweet spot for me.<br/><br/>And the villains weren’t either funny or intimidating or silly or anything else -- they were just ...there...for me. <br/><br/>And so I'm frustrated, because I LOVED Good Omens, and I LOVE Douglas Adams, and I just do not click with Terry Pratchett.<br/><br/>I gave up at about 50% of this book, switched over to a Seanan McGuire book, and was instantly laughing 100% more than I was with this.<br/><br/>I feel like my fantasy cred is about to be revoked entirely. I apologize to everyone for not liking this book."
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Amanda Ebbutt
"Discworld in general tbh"
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Jennifer M
"5/10"
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Lil-Farrah
"Four Stars! "Guards, Guards!" is the first book I've read in the Discworld series. My daughter sent me the book for my birthday and I was instantly hooked. I see from many Sir Terry Pratchett fans that this is a good book to start in reading the huge series. I thoroughly enjoyed the author's Monty Python-ish wit and his outlandish fantasy world-building. The random reference notes at the page bottom were clever. "Guards, Guards" has everything you need for a great fantasy novel escape."
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Dan Mongosa
"If Lord of the Rings is too heavy and serious for you, try Prachett for your fantasy fix. He's hysterical and insanely clever."
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Spam .T
"It’s really funny and every character is so lovable. "
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Carrie McCrorie
"Not fantasy, but I haven't been able to stop reading the foundation series. On foubdations edge now"
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Gabriel Christie
"The book that got me into reading. I never knew how funny books could be. I honestly could not understand how funny the writing was. I immediately went out and got more. Plus it has interesting fantasy! Pratchett is a legend. "
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Gordie Carley
"I loved reading this book because:<br/><br/>it had a fair amount of the librarian.<br/><br/>it was sort of like a crime noir novel.<br/><br/>Terry Pratchett can turn a witty phrase with the best of them."
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Andrew Greene