Sages

SagesThis is an actually insane real project Cartoon Network aired as a parody of 'The Blair Witch Project'. It's partially live action and partially animated. What's crazier, is that it's REALLY good. It's super funny and treats the characters like they're actually friends in highschool. They tease eachother and act like friends actually would. It's a great experience and it can be found on youtube.

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SagesThis is a pretty fun direct-to-dvd sequel to Tarzan. It's not nearly as pretty, but it is a pretty decent story of family and finding who you are as a person.

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SagesIt seemed fitting to review this now, as it was filmed in the midst of the previous writers strike. Dr. Horribles Sing-Along blog is a very fun musical. It has a bunch of great actors who spent a lot of time and effort crafting a ridiculous but heartfelt story from the perspective of the villain. It's up for free on youtube, and I highly recommend it.

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Sages Ghost stories is a masterpiece. It was a failed anime in Japan, so the studio licensed the rights out with no restrictions as long as somebody would dub and release it. What we got is a godd*mn gold mine. Everyone working on the dub hated the story, so the voice actors just said whatever the hell they wanted. Leaving us with fantastically stupid lines such as: "There's nothing to be afraid of, Keiichiro. Monsters only get evil people like Republicans; And we're not old enough to vote." "That means our theory is just about as bogus as Scientology!" “SOMETIMES I WISH PEOPLE COULD MARRY THE ANIMALS” “Shirotabi please forgive me for bringing you back to life! I know now that it could never work between us! It could never be! Not because you’re a rabbit, but because you’re black."

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SagesThis is a very strange documentary on people who frequent 4chan and can't get girlfriends. It proports to be an mannifesto for the lonely people stuck in the undertow of life; but it mostly just shows a few lonely guys not doing anything to better themselves or their situation in the world.

SagesFan Girl is a deeply shallow movie about a girl who likes the band 'All Time Low'. It's so bad it's enjoyable. It feels like Shredderman Rules but for an older audience. This deserves to be seen more, it's truly a movie that exists.

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Callie KeislerGiant TV or bathrooms?

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SagesThis documentary is a fantastic look into not only the movie, but the great minds behind it. It's absolutely tragic how shafted these artists were by Disney. Being able to go behind the scenes with the workers from the beginning, and watching Atlantis evolve along with the crew was a great time and fantastic blueprint for success. If only the movie had been marketed.

SagesI'm not a huge fan of musicals, but wow this is a great movie. It has great music, impressive cinematography for the time, and an amazing story.

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SagesIts no cinematic masterpiece; but it's incredibly fun, beautiful, and hilarious if you know who that a**hole Billy Mitchell is. It's a bit cringe, but all fun things are.

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